Comments on: Giving your cat a tablet http://www.cat-party.co.uk/cat-behaviour/giving-cat-tablet/ Cat Beds, Outdoor Cat Houses, Microchip Cat Flaps - Just Cat crazy Tue, 01 Feb 2011 11:26:41 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: Toni Massari http://www.cat-party.co.uk/cat-behaviour/giving-cat-tablet/#comment-636 Toni Massari Mon, 17 May 2010 13:58:31 +0000 http://www.cat-party.co.uk/blog/?p=113#comment-636 This is much better than my friend's method, which goes: 1) Grasp cute, cuddly, purring pussycat firmly, before she senses your intentions 2) Use the whole of your 14-stone, burly, rugby-player physique to wrestle 8lb of twisting, wriggling, spitting and hissing [formerly cuddly] ball of fur and pop tablet into it her mouth 3) Retrieve pill from other side of the room, stem blood flow from the numerous scratches and bandage as best as you can 4) Retrieve cat from the top of your curtains, where she has taken refuge and is now hissing and spitting like a puma 5) Extricate yourself from the curtains and the curtain pole, which collapsed when said pussycat fought like a demon 6) Somehow detach spitting ball from bleeding thighs where she has attached herself, seemingly by grapple hooks 7) Get more bandages, try to stem flow of blood from forearms, face and thigh, while pussycat washes herself calmly, ears flattened against her pretty head, quietly growling a warning at you 8) Take the antibiotic pill yourself... with all the scratches you collected, you now need it more that your cat, who by comparison seems really quite healthy! 9) Call veterinary service to come and administer the tablet to your cat, they wear heavyweight chain mail suits, have a better equipped First Aid kit and they're insured! 10) Spend next 3 weeks fixing your living room. LOL! This is much better than my friend’s method, which goes:

1) Grasp cute, cuddly, purring pussycat firmly, before she senses your intentions

2) Use the whole of your 14-stone, burly, rugby-player physique to wrestle 8lb of twisting, wriggling, spitting and hissing [formerly cuddly] ball of fur and pop tablet into it her mouth

3) Retrieve pill from other side of the room, stem blood flow from the numerous scratches and bandage as best as you can

4) Retrieve cat from the top of your curtains, where she has taken refuge and is now hissing and spitting like a puma

5) Extricate yourself from the curtains and the curtain pole, which collapsed when said pussycat fought like a demon

6) Somehow detach spitting ball from bleeding thighs where she has attached herself, seemingly by grapple hooks

7) Get more bandages, try to stem flow of blood from forearms, face and thigh, while pussycat washes herself calmly, ears flattened against her pretty head, quietly growling a warning at you

8) Take the antibiotic pill yourself… with all the scratches you collected, you now need it more that your cat, who by comparison seems really quite healthy!

9) Call veterinary service to come and administer the tablet to your cat, they wear heavyweight chain mail suits, have a better equipped First Aid kit and they’re insured!

10) Spend next 3 weeks fixing your living room.

LOL!

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